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Jaise Pholi Hui Roti Kachchi Nahin Hoti,
Vaise Hi Bra Pahani Hui Ladaki Kabhi Bachchi Nahin Hoti,
Aur Jaise Magar Machch Ke Anso Kabhi Sachche Nahin Hote
Vaise Munh Mein Dene Se Bachche Nahin Hote.
जैसे फूली हुई रोटी कच्ची नहीं होती,
वैसे ही ब्रा पहनी हुई लड़की कभी बच्ची नहीं होती,
और जैसे मगर मच्छ के आंसू कभी सच्चे नहीं होते
वैसे मुंह में देने से बच्चे नहीं होते.
Aajkal Ishq-Vishq To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil Mile Na Mile Hontho Ko Milana Hai
Ye Andaz-a-Byan Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka
Kya Kahe Doston Ye Madhuri Dixit Ka Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Zamana Hai

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Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Nipple nipple little star, can I suck you in my car
Up above the breast so have, always milky never dry
Let me touch it never shy, in the bra it will be dry

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boyfriend Ko Boli
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, physician Main Gili Ho Jaungi
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge.

Horror Movie Dekh Kar Dar Jane Wale Ladko..
Dar Kiya Hota Hai Us Bande Se Pocho
Jiski Girlfriend Ki Periods Late Ho Gaye. 😆

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes SMS

Teacher : Hamesha Kaho ki Mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe saab pata hai
Papa : beta ye 50 rupee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte: Mummy Mujhe sab Paata hai
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa 😆 

Pati apni patni se pareshaan hokar
court mein talaak karwane gaya

Juj : Talaak kyu lena chahte ho
Pati : Mein isshe khush nahi hu.

Patni : Jaj sahab, pura mohalla
khush hai bas iske hi nakhre hai 😆 

Very Funny Non Veg Jokes hindi

Non Veg Jokes in English

Yaar Ajab Tere Nkhare, Gazab Tera Style Hain,
Gand Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi, Haath Main Mobile Hai.
आज का कुविचार
चूत और दूध कभी ख़राब नहीं होते,
दोनों को जितना गरम करो उतना ज्यादा मज़ा देते हैं।

Non Veg Jokes sms For Girlfriend

Sex Karne Ke Baad Pappu Bade Shan Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola
Pappu: Janeman Abb Aapko Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Bachcha Kehti Hai
Ladki Haste Hue: Hahaha Sale, Abb Tujhe Bhi Wo Hoga Jise Duniya Aids Kehti Hai

Nurse: khan saheb,mubarak ho, aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha, Maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

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